1 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:13,160 Come on then. 2 00:01:13,420 --> 00:01:14,460 Here we go, cat. 3 00:01:15,340 --> 00:01:16,340 Hey, 4 00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:19,440 cat. 5 00:01:19,740 --> 00:01:20,740 Cat. 6 00:01:21,020 --> 00:01:22,560 Hey. Jack. 7 00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:24,720 Oh. 8 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:28,400 Yeah, okay. I'm coming. 9 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:30,600 You boys. 10 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:49,240 Here he comes. 11 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:50,440 Good boy. 12 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:56,000 There he is. Oh, look at you. 13 00:01:56,300 --> 00:01:57,300 Oh, no. 14 00:01:58,180 --> 00:01:59,300 Edith in her element. 15 00:02:00,260 --> 00:02:02,760 Nothing like an epidemic to get Edith on the go. 16 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:08,720 Edith, look at that. 17 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:14,220 Sheik. He pushed her. He can't do it. You've got to tell him. You've got to 18 00:02:14,220 --> 00:02:15,220 him. He pushed her. 19 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:20,680 Wasn't it? 20 00:02:20,780 --> 00:02:22,120 Excuse me. No. Look, mate. 21 00:02:22,660 --> 00:02:24,860 I just stepped out this queue to take this one to the lab. 22 00:02:25,460 --> 00:02:26,460 Call of nature. 23 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:28,080 Now, do you want to make something of it? 24 00:02:28,620 --> 00:02:30,440 Do you want a sore head as well as a sore arm? 25 00:02:32,140 --> 00:02:33,140 No. 26 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:34,200 No, Pop. 27 00:02:34,420 --> 00:02:35,900 Oh, you've explained the situation. 28 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:38,259 Oh, Pop. 29 00:02:38,260 --> 00:02:39,860 Go take it, Pop. Great. 30 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:41,099 Go on. 31 00:02:41,100 --> 00:02:43,700 Don't you stand up. All right. All right. Leave it to me. Leave it to me. 32 00:02:43,700 --> 00:02:44,700 sort it out. 33 00:02:58,570 --> 00:03:02,990 Well, it may be just the hot weather, but it's a bit chancy, I think, leaving 34 00:03:02,990 --> 00:03:04,730 them in the queue with all the other kids. 35 00:03:05,030 --> 00:03:06,150 Better have a word with Dr Kelly. 36 00:03:06,990 --> 00:03:08,550 What about the rest of the family? 37 00:03:09,110 --> 00:03:11,390 Victoria and the twins, they were done at school. 38 00:03:12,090 --> 00:03:15,550 Charlie, well, he always had his done regular when he was at the tax office. 39 00:03:15,930 --> 00:03:19,530 And, well, Primrose, she's not here. She's in France visiting her friend. 40 00:03:19,870 --> 00:03:21,250 Oh, brave girl. 41 00:03:21,570 --> 00:03:23,190 The water's undrinkable. 42 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:33,860 All right, just wait a moment and you shall see what you shall see. 43 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:36,520 Larkin? Charlton? 44 00:03:36,740 --> 00:03:37,840 Come forward, please. 45 00:04:00,010 --> 00:04:01,010 had his scratch. 46 00:04:01,190 --> 00:04:07,610 Do you know, he remembers when smallpox claimed the lives of thousands of people 47 00:04:07,610 --> 00:04:09,230 before the turn of the century. 48 00:04:09,550 --> 00:04:13,430 Those were the days? It must have been absolutely ghastly, people were dropping 49 00:04:13,430 --> 00:04:15,050 those flies. 50 00:04:15,590 --> 00:04:17,149 You can't be too careful. 51 00:04:17,810 --> 00:04:22,510 Oh, by the way, the campsite's absolutely marvellous. Thank you both. 52 00:04:22,950 --> 00:04:26,750 My sisters are tickled to bits and sleeping in tents on their own doorstep. 53 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:29,600 Wait to get under canvas. 54 00:04:51,640 --> 00:04:52,640 Ah, 55 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:57,850 Dr. Can... Mary? Yes? This is the Larkin family. Hello. 56 00:04:58,090 --> 00:04:59,090 Oh, 57 00:04:59,250 --> 00:05:00,450 yes, the children with the rash. 58 00:05:01,350 --> 00:05:02,350 There you go. 59 00:05:02,410 --> 00:05:03,550 Right, let's have a look. 60 00:05:03,770 --> 00:05:05,430 Yes, certainly. Here he is. 61 00:05:08,750 --> 00:05:09,850 Let's have a look, then. 62 00:05:11,430 --> 00:05:14,730 Whereabouts? Seems to have been cleared up. 63 00:05:15,550 --> 00:05:18,890 What, on both of them? Well, it's probably only... 64 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:35,320 They can go. 65 00:05:36,500 --> 00:05:39,140 Come on, you lot. Get down here and fill in. 66 00:05:39,380 --> 00:05:41,300 You lot, get back up there in the sickbay. 67 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:44,460 Come on, keep this exercise going. 68 00:05:44,980 --> 00:05:46,400 The thing there is, aren't the jabs? 69 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:48,340 Help circulate the blood. 70 00:05:49,260 --> 00:05:50,780 Lacey, you're flagging. 71 00:05:51,320 --> 00:05:52,440 You, come here. 72 00:05:52,780 --> 00:05:53,960 Come here when I say. 73 00:05:54,860 --> 00:05:58,120 I never built up muscle that way, Larkin. You're puny, what are you? 74 00:05:58,760 --> 00:06:00,140 I said, what are you? 75 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:02,840 Puny. Puny what? 76 00:06:03,610 --> 00:06:05,350 She only said... That's better. 77 00:06:05,670 --> 00:06:08,910 We'll soon have you acting like a sailor, Larkin, even if your name is 78 00:06:08,910 --> 00:06:09,910 Montgomery. 79 00:06:10,610 --> 00:06:11,610 Get fell in! 80 00:06:13,270 --> 00:06:14,650 Just go through, Mr Tilly. 81 00:06:14,970 --> 00:06:15,970 Find a cubicle. 82 00:06:16,510 --> 00:06:18,590 And a doctor will come and give you the vaccinations. 83 00:06:18,870 --> 00:06:19,870 Thank you. 84 00:06:23,440 --> 00:06:26,140 Thank you very much, Doctor. It wasn't too painful. Good. 85 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:29,800 Now, look, you might experience a little bit of inflammation over the next day 86 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:33,420 or two. Nothing to worry about. It just means that the vaccination's taken, 87 00:06:33,540 --> 00:06:36,120 that's all. Did it have a bad effect with the baby? Oh, no. 88 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:37,960 Oh, well, that's good news, then. Right. 89 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:41,900 You know, it actually can be more painful for adults. 90 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:45,760 Really? Yeah, particularly swelling under the armpits. The armpits, eh? Yep. 91 00:06:45,780 --> 00:06:47,660 Sounds to me as though the cure's worse than the sickness. 92 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:19,800 He doesn't know he's in trouble. 93 00:07:21,140 --> 00:07:21,500 His 94 00:07:21,500 --> 00:07:29,420 engine's 95 00:07:29,420 --> 00:07:30,420 conked out. 96 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:35,760 Maybe he managed to land. 97 00:07:36,300 --> 00:07:37,300 Yeah, maybe. 98 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:39,220 Here, Mum, hold that, will you? 99 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:43,520 You two stay here. I want to take a look. 100 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:52,080 What, Herm? Oh, glad to see you're in one piece. 101 00:07:52,420 --> 00:07:55,800 Thought I might find a pile of scrap. Yeah, very nearly pranked. Yeah, I saw 102 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:59,000 coming over those trees there, Circle. You knocked a few conkers off, didn't 103 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:00,080 you? Absolutely, old man. 104 00:08:00,540 --> 00:08:04,620 Thankfully, the lady lifted a skirt when I asked her. Oh, better bother with a 105 00:08:04,620 --> 00:08:05,620 blocked fuel pipe. 106 00:08:06,020 --> 00:08:08,720 Put her up with some cheap French aviation muck. 107 00:08:09,180 --> 00:08:10,119 Algerian, actually. 108 00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:11,120 Over in the 2K. 109 00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:12,980 None too well filtered sometimes. 110 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:16,020 You know, I was just... Oh, bear with me. 111 00:08:19,340 --> 00:08:22,220 As long as you're okay, sir, that's the main thing, isn't it? Oh, tip -top. 112 00:08:22,740 --> 00:08:23,920 I've been in worse groups, you know. 113 00:08:24,320 --> 00:08:25,540 Yeah? Up there in 1940. 114 00:08:27,700 --> 00:08:29,100 You're in the Battle of Britain, sir? 115 00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:30,440 Absolutely. 116 00:08:31,560 --> 00:08:32,600 Oh, how marvellous. 117 00:08:33,260 --> 00:08:36,299 Tell me something. What do you say, kind sir, if I was one of those long -legged 118 00:08:36,299 --> 00:08:37,620 players? Yes, sir, long -legged. 119 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:40,700 Jolly decent of you, Mr... Larkin. 120 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:42,600 Sidney Larkin. Ah. 121 00:08:43,340 --> 00:08:44,340 Wing Commander Honeyman. 122 00:08:44,700 --> 00:08:46,180 Honey to my chums. Here you go, sir. 123 00:08:46,420 --> 00:08:47,560 Wing Commander, eh? 124 00:08:48,060 --> 00:08:50,040 Still in the Air Force, then, sir? Oh, heavens, no. 125 00:08:50,560 --> 00:08:52,000 Hang on to the Winko handle, that's all. 126 00:08:52,520 --> 00:08:56,360 Comes in useful with bank managers and hotel clerks, know what I mean? Yeah. 127 00:08:56,660 --> 00:08:58,020 I think I'll get you a trip, sir. 128 00:08:59,660 --> 00:09:02,160 Oh, well, this is very nice. 129 00:09:02,380 --> 00:09:03,860 Very nice to see one of these up close. 130 00:09:04,580 --> 00:09:07,920 Nice -looking little kite, I believe you call them, sir? Oh, when she flies, 131 00:09:08,040 --> 00:09:09,040 when she flies. 132 00:09:10,940 --> 00:09:13,300 You haven't by any chance seen any Rothers around? 133 00:09:13,780 --> 00:09:14,780 Police? 134 00:09:14,940 --> 00:09:16,040 Would you like me to get them for you, sir? 135 00:09:16,380 --> 00:09:17,620 Heavens, no. Last thing I want. 136 00:09:18,140 --> 00:09:20,340 Always a fuss when a plane makes an emergency landing. 137 00:09:20,580 --> 00:09:23,640 Then the custom boys come running like hounds, sniffing after the fox. 138 00:09:24,980 --> 00:09:26,760 As a matter of fact, you could do me a favour, huh? 139 00:09:27,520 --> 00:09:28,520 Why, how do you mean, sir? 140 00:09:29,140 --> 00:09:30,140 Have you got a vehicle? 141 00:09:31,240 --> 00:09:34,040 Oh, yes, I have. I've got my truck. It's in the line down there, sir. 142 00:09:34,540 --> 00:09:35,540 First class. 143 00:09:36,140 --> 00:09:37,980 See, I need to lose a bit of weight for take -off. 144 00:09:38,380 --> 00:09:40,240 You see those crates? They're not really that heavy. 145 00:09:40,460 --> 00:09:43,720 Just some kitchen utensils I bought in France. Well, they always make the best 146 00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:44,740 kitchen stuff, don't they? 147 00:09:45,100 --> 00:09:46,160 But every ounce made count. 148 00:09:46,980 --> 00:09:49,960 Now, is there any chance you could take them over to my place on your truck? 149 00:09:51,660 --> 00:09:52,920 Yes, of course I could, sir. 150 00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:54,720 I'd have to take my family home first. 151 00:09:55,620 --> 00:09:56,620 Where is your place? 152 00:10:33,199 --> 00:10:35,660 Stop the music! 153 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:37,440 Stop the music! 154 00:10:38,020 --> 00:10:39,400 This is appalling. 155 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:46,500 Can't we even rehearse without Mrs Mops mopping and chatting and ruddy 156 00:10:46,500 --> 00:10:51,130 hoovering? Now, Desmond, remember, these ladies, they have a job to do. They're 157 00:10:51,130 --> 00:10:52,570 only getting paid two bob an hour. 158 00:10:52,910 --> 00:10:54,050 Far too much. 159 00:10:54,470 --> 00:10:55,730 Far too much. 160 00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:57,850 And what's this? 161 00:10:58,930 --> 00:11:01,290 Another country bumpkin comes our way? 162 00:11:01,790 --> 00:11:04,130 Wipe the muck off your boots, I hope. 163 00:11:04,530 --> 00:11:05,530 Desmond. 164 00:11:06,010 --> 00:11:07,450 What can I do for you? 165 00:11:08,330 --> 00:11:10,950 Sorry, I've just come to deliver some boxes. 166 00:11:11,470 --> 00:11:12,470 A delivery? 167 00:11:13,090 --> 00:11:14,270 Didn't you read the notice? 168 00:11:15,310 --> 00:11:16,950 Tradesman's entrance round the back. 169 00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:19,260 Don't know their place, these rucks. 170 00:11:20,020 --> 00:11:21,520 Look, I'm sorry about this. 171 00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:22,860 He's in a bad mood. 172 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:27,520 He hasn't had his lunch yet. And you've got a nasty hangover. 173 00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:31,660 Shut up. Excuse me, I'm sorry, but I've only just come to deliver some boxes, 174 00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:34,040 that's all. Well, no, yes, there's the very man. 175 00:11:34,780 --> 00:11:38,820 Fred, who spent most of the morning reading The Sporting Life and phoning 176 00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:42,640 I'm sorry you're running to this age at first. What can I do for you, sir? It's 177 00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:45,300 just that I've got some boxes on the back of my truck. 178 00:11:45,740 --> 00:11:49,400 I've got to deliver their kitchen utensils from France, I believe. 179 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:50,319 Oh, right. 180 00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:51,980 We'll go on and load them now. Oh, fine. Good. 181 00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:59,700 It's just that I bumped into the wing commander on the... Cor, what a pong. 182 00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:03,040 Shh. 183 00:12:03,220 --> 00:12:04,220 Ow! 184 00:12:04,420 --> 00:12:05,520 Sorry. Charlie. 185 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:07,200 We're nearly there. 186 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:12,700 There's some metals over here. 187 00:12:13,060 --> 00:12:14,039 Oh, no. 188 00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:15,040 No, no, you've missed them. It's all right. 189 00:12:15,610 --> 00:12:17,710 Can I open them yet? Nope, we're nearly there. 190 00:12:21,010 --> 00:12:22,790 All right, you can open your eyes. 191 00:12:24,670 --> 00:12:25,730 No, no, no, no, no. 192 00:12:28,570 --> 00:12:29,570 Well? 193 00:12:30,190 --> 00:12:31,190 Well, what? 194 00:12:32,830 --> 00:12:33,830 We're in Mrs. 195 00:12:33,990 --> 00:12:34,990 Kinthley's hop garden. 196 00:12:35,090 --> 00:12:37,050 Mm -hmm, and our bungalow's just over there. 197 00:12:38,030 --> 00:12:39,030 Mm -hmm. 198 00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:42,410 Well, since her husband died, Mrs. Kinthley's been renting out her fields 199 00:12:42,410 --> 00:12:43,410 other farmers. 200 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:48,060 But her capital's running a bit low. So Mrs. Kinthley and I have done a little 201 00:12:48,060 --> 00:12:49,060 deal. 202 00:12:49,380 --> 00:12:56,320 You and our son are looking at the prospective owner of our very 203 00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:57,480 own hop garden. 204 00:12:57,720 --> 00:12:59,840 Charlie! That's wonderful! 205 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:02,940 You didn't tell me! 206 00:13:19,850 --> 00:13:20,850 Hello, Mrs. Kinsey. 207 00:13:20,950 --> 00:13:23,070 Charlie, just tell me the news. It's wonderful. 208 00:13:24,170 --> 00:13:25,630 However, I'm afraid we're trespassing. 209 00:13:25,870 --> 00:13:29,270 Nonsense, as far as I'm concerned, Mr. Charles, and the up -garden is yours. 210 00:13:30,870 --> 00:13:33,050 And that seems to be yours, too. 211 00:13:38,550 --> 00:13:38,950 So 212 00:13:38,950 --> 00:13:45,690 your 213 00:13:45,690 --> 00:13:46,930 governor's fixed his engine, then? 214 00:13:47,150 --> 00:13:48,490 To a dab hand with a spanner. 215 00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:50,380 Wouldn't catch me flying in that bucket. 216 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:52,040 Huh? Too many screws, Luke. 217 00:13:52,680 --> 00:13:53,680 Like the pilot. 218 00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:17,940 sir. All your batteries to cuisine, sir. All safe and sound. Absolutely bang on, 219 00:14:18,060 --> 00:14:20,260 Larkin. You struck me as a dependable type. Thank you, sir. 220 00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:25,100 So, you managed to get the old kite aloft then, sir? 221 00:14:25,380 --> 00:14:27,260 Here's the cake. And no sign of the enemy. 222 00:14:28,060 --> 00:14:29,960 Now then, one good turn is this, eh? 223 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:35,260 Do you smoke cigars, Mr Larkin? 224 00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:41,160 Oh, yes, yes. I'm very partial to a good cigar, sir. Thank you. 225 00:14:42,670 --> 00:14:44,930 A box of Monte Cristos for Mr Larkin, Fred. 226 00:14:46,430 --> 00:14:48,930 Am I right? A vegetable bottle of scotch. It'll be a pleasure. 227 00:14:49,690 --> 00:14:52,590 Thank you. That's very nice of you, sir. I wonder, could you make that a bottle 228 00:14:52,590 --> 00:14:55,530 of brandy, sir, if it's possible? Because I'm very, very low on brandy. 229 00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:59,290 Five star, Fred. Thank you. Very good of you, sir. Thank you very much. 230 00:15:01,270 --> 00:15:06,610 Mr Larkin, there's a horse called Blue Moon. Sure, sing Monday, 3 .30. What do 231 00:15:06,610 --> 00:15:08,530 you pray, 3 .30? Thank you very much, Brendan. 232 00:15:11,980 --> 00:15:14,320 Perhaps you and your family would care for an evening at the club. 233 00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:16,540 Dinner on floor, sir? 234 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:21,320 As my guest, of course. That's very generous of you, sir. Thank you very 235 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:24,360 indeed. Oh, yeah, all the family, you said. We'll look forward to that. We'd 236 00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:25,360 like a nice night out. 237 00:15:28,180 --> 00:15:31,720 Three new sleeping bags, mate, for my own fair handling. Thank you. 238 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:34,760 Junior. 239 00:15:35,380 --> 00:15:36,380 And Victoria. 240 00:15:36,900 --> 00:15:38,720 I remember this so well. Really? 241 00:15:39,340 --> 00:15:40,340 It's coming. 242 00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:12,440 Mrs Charlton. 243 00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:14,300 Oh, no, that's my daughter, Mariette. 244 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:16,720 Marcus Cope. 245 00:16:17,140 --> 00:16:18,140 Do you? 246 00:16:19,580 --> 00:16:23,520 Actually, it was Mr Charlton I should have wished to have spoken to. Oh, well, 247 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:26,400 you want the bungalow. That's just over there behind those trees. 248 00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:31,180 But you can't go that way. You'll have to turn round here, then you go back up 249 00:16:31,180 --> 00:16:35,840 the lane, turn right, then you go on a bit, and then there's a field with a 250 00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:36,840 horse in it. 251 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,020 You go right there. 252 00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:42,760 Then there's a dip. It sort of floods when it rains. And then it's sort of 253 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:44,440 of you, really, in the trees. You can't miss it. 254 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,600 Oh, thank you so very much. 255 00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:53,500 Oh, it's you. 256 00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:55,100 You're the one. 257 00:16:56,380 --> 00:16:57,380 How's your arm? 258 00:17:14,859 --> 00:17:15,859 What can I do for you? 259 00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:18,220 I heard you were up this way around dinner time. 260 00:17:18,859 --> 00:17:19,859 Me? 261 00:17:20,579 --> 00:17:22,099 Oh, no, not me, no. 262 00:17:22,380 --> 00:17:24,440 Oh, a bus driver. 263 00:17:24,700 --> 00:17:26,000 Old Harry Fagg, you know. 264 00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:30,220 He reckons he thought he saw you parked in the lane up here. 265 00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:34,140 No, it must have been a mistake, because I haven't stopped since I got up first 266 00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:35,140 thing this morning. 267 00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:38,580 At the same time, he says he saw a plane land in a field just back there. 268 00:17:38,940 --> 00:17:40,720 A plane land in a field, eh? 269 00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:46,000 What's this all about? Is it about this smallpox scaling, is it? No, no, no, no, 270 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,980 no. These two gentlemen are customs officers. 271 00:17:51,420 --> 00:17:52,420 They do? 272 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:58,140 I think it may have been smugglers from France. 273 00:17:58,760 --> 00:17:59,760 Really? 274 00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:01,560 It's on the increase. 275 00:18:02,860 --> 00:18:04,020 What is it they're smuggling? 276 00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:08,500 The leprechauns have turned your... 277 00:18:09,050 --> 00:18:10,050 Kitchen utensils. 278 00:18:10,710 --> 00:18:13,610 Into booze and fags during the flight. 279 00:18:14,610 --> 00:18:18,970 Here you go. Thanks, Fred. 280 00:18:19,770 --> 00:18:23,590 Sorry I can't help you, gentlemen, but remember the words of Lord Nelson. 281 00:18:24,490 --> 00:18:26,930 England expects every man to pay his duty. 282 00:18:27,750 --> 00:18:28,750 Thanks, Fred. 283 00:18:29,270 --> 00:18:31,150 Oh, uh, family keep him well? 284 00:18:32,210 --> 00:18:34,370 Thanks. Oh, yes. Yes. 285 00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:36,750 All right. 286 00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:42,200 Over a year, you see, I've been keen to do business with Mrs. Kinsley. 287 00:18:42,420 --> 00:18:44,400 To purchase her farm, everything. 288 00:18:45,060 --> 00:18:48,960 Farmhouse, barns, cattle sheds, host houses, all her fields, everything. 289 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,340 What's that got to do with us? 290 00:18:52,940 --> 00:18:53,940 Charming young lady. 291 00:18:55,020 --> 00:19:00,300 I have had architects drawing up plans for the conversion of the host houses 292 00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:02,320 for the redevelopment of the surrounding land. 293 00:19:02,980 --> 00:19:07,440 And it has cost me a great deal of money. 294 00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:11,120 Well, that must be one of the hazards of your business, Mr. Cope. 295 00:19:14,060 --> 00:19:19,200 And then you come along, and she promises to sell you the hop field 296 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:20,019 garden. 297 00:19:20,020 --> 00:19:20,939 Excuse me. 298 00:19:20,940 --> 00:19:23,300 Um, in Kent, we call it hop garden. 299 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:25,400 Hop garden. 300 00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:31,020 Thank you. She promises to sell you the hop garden right in the middle of the 301 00:19:31,020 --> 00:19:32,020 whole estate. 302 00:19:33,060 --> 00:19:36,930 Yes. So that she can continue living in the farmhouse as she has done for over 303 00:19:36,930 --> 00:19:39,390 50 years. Such a foolish old woman. 304 00:19:39,810 --> 00:19:41,710 Well, she happens to like the countryside the way it is. 305 00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:43,610 You see things differently. 306 00:19:44,110 --> 00:19:46,550 I stand for progress. 307 00:19:55,890 --> 00:20:02,270 My solicitors have offered Mrs. Kintley a large sum, well in excess of anything 308 00:20:02,270 --> 00:20:03,330 she could hope for. 309 00:20:03,820 --> 00:20:05,560 Or the normal farm property transaction. 310 00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:07,980 She could retire. 311 00:20:08,620 --> 00:20:09,620 To the Caribbean. 312 00:20:10,820 --> 00:20:11,820 But no. 313 00:20:12,260 --> 00:20:13,260 She refuses. 314 00:20:13,900 --> 00:20:16,500 She persists in her strange wish. 315 00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:20,220 To stay on in her primitive abode. 316 00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:22,300 Mr. Cope, will you please come to the point? 317 00:20:22,620 --> 00:20:24,100 Ah, Mr. Charlton. 318 00:20:25,820 --> 00:20:28,480 I am prepared to offer you what you like on it. 319 00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:31,780 A non -involvement fee to pull out if I deal with you. 320 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,000 Do you mean a bribe? 321 00:20:33,670 --> 00:20:38,610 No, Mr Charlton, I have poor command of English. I do not understand such a 322 00:20:38,610 --> 00:20:39,610 power. 323 00:20:40,130 --> 00:20:42,610 I'm afraid I can't accept your fee, Mr Cope. 324 00:20:43,370 --> 00:20:44,970 This land is as good as mine. 325 00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:48,410 Oh, not yet, Mr Charlton, not yet. 326 00:20:54,330 --> 00:20:56,770 Ah, hello there. 327 00:20:58,110 --> 00:20:59,110 How are we all? 328 00:20:59,310 --> 00:21:00,310 Oh, hello. 329 00:21:00,650 --> 00:21:01,650 How's your arm, all right? 330 00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:04,240 All right, Charlie boy. 331 00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:05,280 Perfect, thank you, Pop. 332 00:21:05,980 --> 00:21:07,720 Mr. Cope is just leaving. Oh? 333 00:21:08,740 --> 00:21:09,740 Think it over. 334 00:21:10,380 --> 00:21:14,740 You could sell your bungalow and buy a real house. The kind you'd build. 335 00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:20,060 Harriet said they were trying to scare you off. Buy me off, Pop. 336 00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:25,340 Ill -fed the land to hastening ills of prey when wealth accumulates and men 337 00:21:25,340 --> 00:21:27,720 decay. Oliver Goldsmith, no? 338 00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:29,040 Oh, yes. 339 00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:51,040 His name is Marcus Kop... Kop... Koboldigug, or some such funny name. 340 00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:54,200 he's ex -Polish army officer, turned property dealer. 341 00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:58,300 He was responsible for those nasty little shops down there in Ashford. 342 00:21:58,500 --> 00:22:01,800 Apparently he doled out more backhanders than Lou owned. 343 00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:23,900 This is house. 344 00:22:50,190 --> 00:22:51,190 stage, though. 345 00:22:52,050 --> 00:22:53,990 Have we picked the right campsite? 346 00:22:54,530 --> 00:23:00,230 Do we run the risk of being bitten to death by midges if it's humid, or 347 00:23:00,230 --> 00:23:01,230 if it rains? 348 00:23:01,490 --> 00:23:03,610 You make it sound like the Burma Road, Miss Filchester. 349 00:23:04,430 --> 00:23:06,710 The Burma Road. 350 00:23:06,990 --> 00:23:07,990 I like it. 351 00:23:08,070 --> 00:23:09,070 Yes! 352 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:26,200 Well, I'll show you how the shower works, shall I? Yes. Now, where's Zinnia 353 00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:28,420 Petunia? Would you fetch me a bucket of water, please, girls? 354 00:23:28,900 --> 00:23:32,500 I saw one just like this in a film about a Japanese prisoner of war camp. 355 00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:37,140 Now, what you do first is take the direct pump. 356 00:23:37,580 --> 00:23:38,880 Direct pump. 357 00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:40,400 Direct pump. 358 00:23:40,460 --> 00:23:43,840 And fill the cistern from the galvanised bath full of water. 359 00:23:44,380 --> 00:23:47,040 Galvanised bath full of water. Galvanised bath. But to save time, I'll 360 00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:48,040 bucket of water for now. 361 00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:51,120 Thank you very much, girls. And fill up the cistern with... 362 00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:53,900 Stunned you proud, Charlie. 363 00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:56,200 I'm afraid it's a little bit heat -throbbing, Chris. 364 00:23:56,460 --> 00:23:58,180 No, it's just not wrong. 365 00:23:58,700 --> 00:24:01,120 Bit of a backwoodsman's our Charlie boy. 366 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,520 Well, I didn't exactly have the same scope in the tax man. 367 00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:06,000 Now, Pop, if you'd pass me the adjustables. 368 00:24:06,660 --> 00:24:07,660 Adjustables. 369 00:24:08,360 --> 00:24:09,360 Adjustables. 370 00:24:10,780 --> 00:24:12,720 I'll slacken off the pivots and away we go. 371 00:24:14,620 --> 00:24:21,380 And once you've done this, Miss Pilchester, all you do is pull on that 372 00:24:21,380 --> 00:24:22,380 pole. 373 00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:23,640 No, no, not now! 374 00:24:26,780 --> 00:24:29,820 I brought you a hot drink. 375 00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:31,780 In case you catch cold. 376 00:24:32,020 --> 00:24:33,920 Well, thank you very much. It's very nice of you. It's a bit of cocoa, I'm 377 00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:35,760 afraid. We don't run to anything stronger. 378 00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:42,300 Oh, you're absolutely ghastly. Your shirt's ringing wet. 379 00:24:42,980 --> 00:24:46,400 We must light a fire and see if we can't dry it. No, no, no, no. You haven't 380 00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:47,580 started the camp yet. 381 00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:49,320 Don't need to go to all that trouble for me. 382 00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:51,100 Oh, nothing's too much trouble for you. 383 00:24:52,629 --> 00:24:54,830 Drying your shirt would be a pleasure. 384 00:24:56,790 --> 00:25:00,450 Well, in that case, I'd like a little thank you in advance. 385 00:25:02,290 --> 00:25:03,290 Oh. 386 00:25:03,770 --> 00:25:04,770 Yes, please. 387 00:25:30,250 --> 00:25:31,990 Is there anything else that needs doing? 388 00:25:43,970 --> 00:25:44,970 Come along, girls. 389 00:25:46,710 --> 00:25:48,110 Can't you do anything with that fire? 390 00:25:48,570 --> 00:25:49,630 What's happening with the tea? 391 00:25:50,730 --> 00:25:53,810 Why aren't you two girls dressed? Quickly, off with you now. 392 00:25:54,950 --> 00:25:57,170 Quickly now, come along, girls. Take off this straw. 393 00:25:58,390 --> 00:25:59,430 I don't know why you see them. 394 00:25:59,790 --> 00:26:00,830 Made in pole method. 395 00:26:01,290 --> 00:26:02,650 Warmed in a straw pit overnight. 396 00:26:02,930 --> 00:26:04,090 It cooks slowly. 397 00:26:07,270 --> 00:26:11,030 Oh, it's lumpy. 398 00:26:13,270 --> 00:26:13,750 Breakfast 399 00:26:13,750 --> 00:26:21,530 nearly 400 00:26:21,530 --> 00:26:22,530 ready. 401 00:26:22,870 --> 00:26:23,950 Just one today, Pop. 402 00:26:24,170 --> 00:26:25,790 Oh, right. Thanks, Ernie. Oh, yes. 403 00:26:26,290 --> 00:26:27,570 All right, then. Yep. 404 00:26:27,770 --> 00:26:28,770 Cheerio. 405 00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:30,040 Cheerio, more, there you go. 406 00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:40,880 What are they doing to you? 407 00:26:46,260 --> 00:26:47,560 Mmm, that smelled good. 408 00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:51,260 Funny having breakfast. 409 00:26:52,860 --> 00:26:53,860 All the more for us, eh? 410 00:27:00,060 --> 00:27:01,600 Yes, just one letter. 411 00:27:01,980 --> 00:27:08,560 Addressed to Mr and Mrs Sidney Larkin from Cadet Montgomery Larkin, 412 00:27:08,620 --> 00:27:11,660 HMS Davenport Chatham. Wow, Monty! 413 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:13,000 You hear that? 414 00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:15,220 Your father's going to be a sailor! 415 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:17,020 Well, here it is, Mark. 416 00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:23,020 Montgomery's first letter home. Oh, how it is. 417 00:27:23,420 --> 00:27:24,640 Oh, bless him. 418 00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:26,720 Come on, Mark. Hey, hey, come on. 419 00:27:30,350 --> 00:27:33,090 Come on. Come on. Come on, don't take it like that. 420 00:27:33,330 --> 00:27:34,330 Now, tell you what. 421 00:27:34,730 --> 00:27:36,410 You read it first, eh? 422 00:27:36,670 --> 00:27:37,529 Go on. 423 00:27:37,530 --> 00:27:39,250 Yes. Oh, yes. 424 00:27:40,990 --> 00:27:46,470 What was 425 00:27:46,470 --> 00:27:51,830 that? Postman, it's arrived. 426 00:27:52,790 --> 00:27:56,610 Confirmation from Mrs Kinsley's solicitors on the sale of the hop 427 00:27:56,610 --> 00:28:00,190 Charlie. Me and Blenham are really proud of you. 428 00:28:02,030 --> 00:28:03,610 And we'll get a top grower. 429 00:28:03,970 --> 00:28:06,050 Yeah, what we've got to do now is raise the money. 430 00:28:06,410 --> 00:28:07,490 Do you know what I'm going to do? 431 00:28:07,870 --> 00:28:10,890 I'm going to go into the bank and take the manager out to lunch. 432 00:28:11,170 --> 00:28:12,170 Right. 433 00:28:12,370 --> 00:28:14,890 Right, that new suit with the wide lapels looks smashing. 434 00:28:15,490 --> 00:28:17,070 White shirt, I think, always looks nice. 435 00:28:17,410 --> 00:28:18,730 I'll run the iron over it later. 436 00:28:19,730 --> 00:28:20,870 Hey, give him a call now. 437 00:28:21,450 --> 00:28:22,450 Right. 438 00:28:24,810 --> 00:28:25,810 Do you think I should? 439 00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:27,760 Go on. 440 00:28:31,260 --> 00:28:32,260 No, 441 00:28:34,780 --> 00:28:40,720 even so, it's not right to leave your friends. 442 00:28:43,380 --> 00:28:46,040 Right, I'll fry up a fresh lot. 443 00:28:46,300 --> 00:28:47,300 Thank you. 444 00:28:58,730 --> 00:28:59,730 I'll get the eggs. 445 00:29:01,690 --> 00:29:03,890 Where are you off to now? 446 00:29:05,650 --> 00:29:12,290 I'd better make breakfast for the whole 447 00:29:12,290 --> 00:29:14,150 troop to look like Edith can cope. 448 00:29:29,290 --> 00:29:30,290 He's looking after you. 449 00:29:31,550 --> 00:29:32,550 No. 450 00:29:33,590 --> 00:29:37,090 You know, I'm still not sure we could go. 451 00:29:37,350 --> 00:29:40,750 I remember the name Honeyman. It was on the list of local tax defaulters. Oh, 452 00:29:40,770 --> 00:29:44,210 Charlie. Just because you've had lunch with a bank manager, you've become more 453 00:29:44,210 --> 00:29:46,290 moral. Well, all I'm saying is it's dubious. 454 00:29:49,090 --> 00:29:51,310 Well, it could be. 455 00:29:51,930 --> 00:29:52,930 All right, then. 456 00:29:53,190 --> 00:29:54,190 Dubious. 457 00:29:54,290 --> 00:29:57,070 Maybe Pop did accidentally get involved in the smuggling. 458 00:29:57,530 --> 00:30:00,040 But he... He can't insult a Battle of Britain hero, can he? 459 00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:02,780 And besides, it's all on the house. 460 00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:04,280 My God. 461 00:30:05,700 --> 00:30:07,280 You are Pop's daughter, aren't you? 462 00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:17,480 Right, now we'd like to sing our favourite song, and I'm sure it's your 463 00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:18,480 favourite song. 464 00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:25,400 Burlington Betty from... That's a champagne. Get us in the mood. 465 00:30:45,929 --> 00:30:49,450 I don't like this place. 466 00:30:50,510 --> 00:30:54,410 As Raymond Chandler would say, it has the whiff of moral turpitude. 467 00:30:54,850 --> 00:30:56,370 Turp, turp, turp, turp. 468 00:31:02,500 --> 00:31:04,060 Oh, yes! 469 00:31:10,820 --> 00:31:11,820 Well, 470 00:31:23,060 --> 00:31:25,240 they were really exercising their tom swords. 471 00:31:25,690 --> 00:31:26,850 Well, it isn't. Yes. 472 00:31:27,110 --> 00:31:28,250 Gin and tonsils. 473 00:31:28,990 --> 00:31:30,610 Drunken country yokels. 474 00:31:31,150 --> 00:31:36,490 Well, that's very insulting, isn't it? Is it? Yes. Well, everyone insults them, 475 00:31:36,490 --> 00:31:38,930 Philly. Even Charles Dickens. 476 00:31:39,310 --> 00:31:44,910 He said Kent was nothing but apples, cherries, and fat women. 477 00:31:45,650 --> 00:31:46,850 Yes. Yes. 478 00:31:47,190 --> 00:31:49,550 He said they don't have brains between the ears. 479 00:31:49,750 --> 00:31:50,850 They have hearts. 480 00:31:53,719 --> 00:31:58,180 I don't know how he puts up with that, dummy. You can hardly get a word in 481 00:31:58,180 --> 00:31:59,180 edgeways, can you? 482 00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:03,600 Say 483 00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:13,480 goodnight, 484 00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:15,000 Desmond. Goodnight, 485 00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:16,840 Desmond. 486 00:32:17,700 --> 00:32:19,020 Well, thank you very much. 487 00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:21,520 Goodnight. 488 00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:37,460 It wasn't me, it was Desmond. 489 00:32:37,740 --> 00:32:38,840 It may certainly was not. 490 00:32:39,100 --> 00:32:40,100 You think, boy? 491 00:32:40,140 --> 00:32:42,620 Look, I'm warning you. You go on later with your lips twitching like that and 492 00:32:42,620 --> 00:32:43,860 you're fired. Drop dead. 493 00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:50,160 Oi, oi. 494 00:32:58,120 --> 00:32:59,500 Why isn't it stuck anymore? 495 00:32:59,740 --> 00:33:00,940 I don't know. Was it? 496 00:33:05,100 --> 00:33:06,140 Good evening. 497 00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:08,280 Lady. 498 00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:14,240 Gentleman. Perhaps you've had a chance to think it over, Mr Charlton. 499 00:33:14,540 --> 00:33:15,640 I can't say that yet. 500 00:33:16,340 --> 00:33:18,580 I believe I was addressing your son -in -law. 501 00:33:18,860 --> 00:33:20,800 I'm afraid my answer's still the same, Mr Cope. 502 00:33:21,220 --> 00:33:24,300 But it doesn't make any sense to turn down my offer. 503 00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:26,860 You can always buy another hop field. 504 00:33:27,180 --> 00:33:28,180 A garden. 505 00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:30,940 A hop garden. Mr Cope. 506 00:33:31,660 --> 00:33:32,660 Mr Charlton. 507 00:33:33,130 --> 00:33:36,130 Why don't you find yourself a piece of land that would benefit from your kind 508 00:33:36,130 --> 00:33:37,130 development? 509 00:33:37,190 --> 00:33:38,270 Perhaps in another county. 510 00:33:38,710 --> 00:33:41,530 Oh, Mr Charlton. Yeah, that's a good idea. 511 00:33:42,410 --> 00:33:45,510 Like the other side of the estuary, the Essex Marshes. 512 00:33:46,590 --> 00:33:49,230 No, no, all you need is a little bit of drainage, you know. 513 00:33:49,610 --> 00:33:50,810 It's very droll. 514 00:33:52,470 --> 00:33:55,050 Yeah, and we're very hungry, Mr Kopnichik. 515 00:33:56,330 --> 00:33:58,390 You're interfering with a private party. 516 00:33:59,030 --> 00:34:00,030 Thank you. 517 00:34:01,010 --> 00:34:02,010 Oh. 518 00:34:02,179 --> 00:34:03,880 If you'll excuse me, ladies. 519 00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:06,120 Tell it again. 520 00:34:09,900 --> 00:34:12,540 He didn't like you using his real name, did he? 521 00:34:12,780 --> 00:34:13,780 No, I never do. 522 00:34:16,260 --> 00:34:17,260 Roll down, Charlie. 523 00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:18,400 Roll down. 524 00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:25,400 Shouldn't he be here by now? 525 00:35:40,330 --> 00:35:41,690 You must have gone into the club, sir. 526 00:35:42,230 --> 00:35:43,230 You go round out here. 527 00:35:43,390 --> 00:35:44,229 I'll check inside. 528 00:35:44,230 --> 00:35:45,230 Right -o. 529 00:36:03,010 --> 00:36:04,010 All right, Maltrone. 530 00:36:04,630 --> 00:36:05,630 Where's the rest of it? 531 00:36:06,090 --> 00:36:07,090 Rest of what? 532 00:36:07,410 --> 00:36:09,390 Money, Mulcrone. We saw you collect it. We followed you here. 533 00:36:09,630 --> 00:36:11,030 Oh, no, I just come here for a drink. 534 00:36:11,390 --> 00:36:14,050 Don't give me that, Mulcrone. You're a safecracker, a Peter man. 535 00:36:14,350 --> 00:36:15,730 Have you any depth in a place like this? 536 00:36:16,690 --> 00:36:17,509 Search his car. 537 00:36:17,510 --> 00:36:18,510 Sir. 538 00:36:22,510 --> 00:36:24,030 Ah, there you are. 539 00:36:24,790 --> 00:36:26,050 Steak. Oh, certainly. 540 00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:31,600 It's a bit all right, this, isn't it? Here, come on. There you go. Look, come 541 00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:34,040 on, Charlie boy. Get that down, yeah? I'll order another bottle. 542 00:36:34,260 --> 00:36:36,360 You sure we should? The wing commander's been awfully generous. 543 00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:40,360 He did everything on the out, didn't he? That's right, yeah. It'd be rude not to 544 00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:41,319 have another bottle. 545 00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:42,960 Wait, another one, please. 546 00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:45,940 I wouldn't mind the empty bottle. It'd look lovely as table lamps. 547 00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:50,080 Oh, I love you, too. 548 00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:54,320 Reminds me of Humphrey Bogart. 549 00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:57,060 Imagine if he was in this club, eh? 550 00:36:57,540 --> 00:36:58,540 Mean. 551 00:36:58,750 --> 00:36:59,750 Scared of nobody. 552 00:37:01,990 --> 00:37:03,430 Here, look at it, you kid. 553 00:37:04,770 --> 00:37:06,490 That's amazing. 554 00:37:07,110 --> 00:37:08,890 Oh, wouldn't it go on? 555 00:37:25,190 --> 00:37:26,490 Isn't that lovely? 556 00:37:26,870 --> 00:37:29,470 Yeah. Oh, you say that. Oh, hey, oh, there we are. 557 00:37:30,250 --> 00:37:32,670 I can get used to this, you know. 558 00:37:32,990 --> 00:37:35,570 Next thing you know, we'll be in them gossip columns. 559 00:37:35,810 --> 00:37:42,110 Here is a picture of Sid and Flo Larkin living it out in the Acer clubs. 560 00:37:45,930 --> 00:37:48,590 Thank you, thank you very much, Jess. 561 00:37:48,830 --> 00:37:49,990 It's all right, love, it's on the house. 562 00:37:50,670 --> 00:37:53,850 No, Winkum on the honeymoon, he said, everything's on there. That's fine, 563 00:37:54,070 --> 00:37:55,090 Oh, here he is, Fred. 564 00:37:55,839 --> 00:37:57,020 Fred. Good evening, sir. 565 00:38:02,740 --> 00:38:05,060 Thank you. 566 00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:09,160 Thank you very much, Fred. Thank you very much for the tip on that horse. I 567 00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:10,160 didn't dream well out of that. 568 00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:12,100 Very nice to see you again, Mr Larkin. 569 00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:14,240 Especially with your lovely companion. 570 00:38:14,980 --> 00:38:17,100 Oh, I've met more of you. 571 00:38:17,460 --> 00:38:18,460 More? Flo? 572 00:38:18,660 --> 00:38:19,618 This is Fred. 573 00:38:19,620 --> 00:38:23,340 How do you do, ma 'am? Come and sit down, have a drink. 574 00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:41,540 about this whatsoever. Believe me, I've never seen him before. 575 00:38:41,820 --> 00:38:44,520 No sign of the back, sir. Excuse me, I'm talking to my... He can't have gone 576 00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:46,080 into the club with it. We were right behind him. 577 00:38:46,460 --> 00:38:47,460 Right. 578 00:38:47,940 --> 00:38:49,280 I don't know who he is. 579 00:38:50,140 --> 00:38:52,240 Do you know most of your customers quite well, do you, sir? 580 00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:53,600 Well, of course, Inspector. 581 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:57,500 They have to be members or guest members to drink after hours. 582 00:38:58,860 --> 00:39:00,380 Look here, what's the info? 583 00:39:00,980 --> 00:39:07,400 Two weeks ago, there was a wages snatch at a nylon stocking factory in Peckham 584 00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:08,400 Rye. 585 00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:12,400 The thieves blew us safe and got away with nearly £30 ,000. 586 00:39:14,540 --> 00:39:17,820 We believe Barry Mulcrone was the ringleader. Been following him for days. 587 00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:20,760 And do you think he came here with the proceeds? 588 00:39:21,620 --> 00:39:24,660 We're almost certain he was here for a share -out with an uncle. His uncle? 589 00:39:26,060 --> 00:39:27,060 No. 590 00:39:27,460 --> 00:39:29,960 The man who lines his pockets without dirtying his hands. 591 00:39:30,500 --> 00:39:32,340 The backer who finances such jobs. 592 00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:36,020 This is a law -abiding type, Inspector. We don't encourage criminals. 593 00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:37,558 A cigar? 594 00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:38,560 No, thank you. 595 00:39:39,370 --> 00:39:42,410 Well, it certainly isn't me setting up these robberies. I can barely afford my 596 00:39:42,410 --> 00:39:44,990 own wage bill. Am I arranging to steal someone else's? 597 00:39:49,410 --> 00:39:50,510 I'm worn out. 598 00:39:50,790 --> 00:39:51,790 Oh, sorry. 599 00:39:52,390 --> 00:39:54,250 Bam just ran one number into another. 600 00:39:54,950 --> 00:39:57,590 Well, I'm glad to see you're getting your money's worth, Charlie boy. 601 00:39:58,990 --> 00:40:00,310 Getting your money's worth. 602 00:40:00,710 --> 00:40:01,710 Well, 603 00:40:02,090 --> 00:40:03,830 you know what I mean, in any manner of speaking. 604 00:40:04,570 --> 00:40:06,670 Well, aren't you and Mara having a dance? 605 00:40:08,690 --> 00:40:10,410 Oh, we're going to dance to this rubbish. 606 00:40:10,850 --> 00:40:13,630 Oh. Well, we're not going until you have a dance. 607 00:40:13,930 --> 00:40:14,930 No. 608 00:40:21,450 --> 00:40:22,448 Now, you talk. 609 00:40:22,450 --> 00:40:23,450 Yes. Come on, then. 610 00:40:24,130 --> 00:40:25,130 Oh, 611 00:40:26,510 --> 00:40:27,630 come on, let's dance again. 612 00:40:27,950 --> 00:40:28,950 No, no, I can't do this. 613 00:40:31,890 --> 00:40:32,890 Right. 614 00:41:01,779 --> 00:41:03,880 That was nice. 615 00:41:04,780 --> 00:41:08,020 Smashing, wasn't it? It was really, really different there. 616 00:41:08,340 --> 00:41:09,800 Listen, I'll tell you what. Can you hold on? 617 00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:11,080 I'll tell you what. 618 00:41:11,100 --> 00:41:14,940 I'll meet you out by the car, because I'm going to go and say thank you to the 619 00:41:14,940 --> 00:41:16,280 Winko for his hospitality. All right. 620 00:41:16,580 --> 00:41:17,860 I am driving us home. 621 00:41:18,500 --> 00:41:19,740 Oh, hello, Fred. 622 00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:22,340 Winko! Winko! 623 00:41:23,340 --> 00:41:24,340 Sorry, 624 00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:27,420 it's just me. I've just come to say thank you very much for your 625 00:41:27,740 --> 00:41:30,180 because we're taking it off. 626 00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:31,520 Heading back to base, eh? 627 00:41:31,720 --> 00:41:33,300 Yeah, we must fly. 628 00:41:35,620 --> 00:41:37,000 Roger that. 629 00:41:37,220 --> 00:41:39,840 See you again, old man. Yes, Mr Larkin, see you again. 630 00:41:41,230 --> 00:41:42,049 Oh, no. 631 00:41:42,050 --> 00:41:44,770 Tell you what, it'd be a waste of your time. 632 00:41:48,570 --> 00:41:52,050 You have an unsuccessful mission. 633 00:41:54,650 --> 00:42:00,010 You ought to choose a different target, old man, eh? 634 00:42:00,850 --> 00:42:02,150 Eh? Tally -ho? 635 00:42:03,150 --> 00:42:04,150 Trocks away. 636 00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:17,300 Honey, old man, what did our friends in blue want? 637 00:42:17,980 --> 00:42:24,560 Well, a chap they found and arrested was apparently involved in a robbery at 638 00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:25,479 Peckham Rye. 639 00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:28,860 Really? Did you hear that, Martin? They think he had the money with him, but 640 00:42:28,860 --> 00:42:32,460 they can't find it. Not that this had anything to do with me, of course. This 641 00:42:32,460 --> 00:42:34,320 a respectable club. Oh, I'm sure it is. 642 00:42:34,660 --> 00:42:39,040 However, Wing Commander, not that this robbery has anything to do with me. 643 00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:42,240 But if you hear one whisper... 644 00:42:42,510 --> 00:42:47,010 about where that money might have got to, you contact me most immediately. 645 00:42:47,990 --> 00:42:50,250 Message received and understood. 646 00:42:51,070 --> 00:42:55,270 Roger? Well, I advise Mr. 647 00:42:55,630 --> 00:43:00,210 Tilly here might have to cut off your little French imports. 648 00:44:04,780 --> 00:44:05,780 I told you on the phone. 649 00:44:05,900 --> 00:44:07,420 I've got something to tell you that might be useful. 650 00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:10,680 Tea? 651 00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:14,560 Could I have a whiskey? 652 00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:17,340 At ten in the morning? 653 00:44:17,580 --> 00:44:19,820 Well, this had better be good. 654 00:44:27,100 --> 00:44:28,100 Here you are. 655 00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:29,400 Happy? 656 00:44:36,260 --> 00:44:37,300 Please, begin. 657 00:44:38,140 --> 00:44:43,180 It only came back to me this morning, what happened last night. He was blind, 658 00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:44,320 drunk. 659 00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:50,160 Well, I went outside for a breath of air between the shows. 660 00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:56,960 Nobody could see me where I was sitting, but I could see them. 661 00:44:57,380 --> 00:44:58,400 What did you see? 662 00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:02,100 Well, this bloke. 663 00:45:02,780 --> 00:45:04,500 He drove into the car park. 664 00:45:08,270 --> 00:45:12,650 yes and then he hid from two other men that arrived 665 00:45:12,650 --> 00:45:19,250 but before they caught him he got rid of the bag 666 00:45:19,250 --> 00:45:25,970 there well he was hiding behind another car 667 00:45:25,970 --> 00:45:28,730 with an old car 668 00:45:38,860 --> 00:45:45,560 Anyway, he must have put the bag in this other car just before they caught him. 669 00:45:46,820 --> 00:45:53,040 Honey, which of your customers has a vintage yellow Rolls Royce? 670 00:45:53,420 --> 00:45:54,740 Oh, that's the damnedest thing. 671 00:45:55,340 --> 00:45:57,640 They know anyone with an old crock like that. 672 00:45:58,100 --> 00:45:59,480 Certainly not a club member. 673 00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:09,840 I don't know about you, Oscar, but that squeaky driving me mad. 674 00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:12,760 If we want to drop a hole on it, that's what we want. 675 00:46:14,100 --> 00:46:15,740 And here is the oar. 676 00:46:16,860 --> 00:46:17,860 Now then. 677 00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:19,280 Here, 678 00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:20,800 we'll soon have that fixed. 679 00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:23,080 Hello. 680 00:46:24,220 --> 00:46:25,220 Hello. 681 00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:27,280 I don't know. 682 00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:28,920 What is it? I'll have a look. 683 00:46:44,540 --> 00:46:50,080 I make it £29 ,480. 684 00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:53,140 £29 ,480. 685 00:46:53,720 --> 00:46:54,800 £29. 686 00:46:57,100 --> 00:47:00,380 I feel the need of a drink coming on. 687 00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:09,360 I think that everything seems to be coming to us from up there at the 688 00:47:09,660 --> 00:47:12,760 I mean, when you think about it, first of all, there was that aeroplane, right? 689 00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:15,220 And then there was that horse, that Silver Moon. 690 00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:22,620 That cost me 150 quid. And now we've got this old oar full of money falls right 691 00:47:22,620 --> 00:47:23,479 into our lap. 692 00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:25,260 The question is, whose money is it? 693 00:47:26,220 --> 00:47:27,220 What kind of money? 694 00:47:27,460 --> 00:47:28,460 What do you mean? 695 00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:30,960 Well, honest or dishonest? 696 00:47:36,240 --> 00:47:39,380 I've never read nothing about it in the news. Nothing about it on the wire? 697 00:47:39,620 --> 00:47:40,379 In the telly? 698 00:47:40,380 --> 00:47:42,100 The obvious thing is to hand it in to the police. 699 00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:44,198 Just like that? 700 00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:45,480 Yeah, there may be a reward. 701 00:47:45,720 --> 00:47:46,720 It may be. 702 00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:48,720 And then again, maybe not. 703 00:47:52,380 --> 00:47:53,380 No. 704 00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:56,260 I have to think about this very carefully. 705 00:47:59,220 --> 00:48:02,040 And not rush into things. 706 00:48:02,940 --> 00:48:06,860 You... Surely don't intend keeping the money. No safekeeping, Charlie boy, 707 00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:10,000 safekeeping. You know, that's what I mean. 708 00:48:11,460 --> 00:48:16,120 Look, why don't we all just sit down for a minute and I'll tell you what I 709 00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:18,480 think. Right. Come on, everybody take a seat. 710 00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:27,360 Now, what I think is that we ought to hang on to this 711 00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:30,320 for a day or two while we decide. 712 00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:36,420 And then in the meantime, if anything happens... Well, we'll find out, won't 713 00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:38,000 Eh? 714 00:48:38,240 --> 00:48:42,760 You see, the thing is, look, all right, supposing that that is someone's life 715 00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:45,500 savings, and in that case it goes back straight away. 716 00:48:46,460 --> 00:48:50,820 But just supposing that that is funny money. 717 00:48:51,740 --> 00:48:52,538 What's that? 718 00:48:52,540 --> 00:48:57,000 Funny money, the sort of money that will do nobody any harm if it never turns up 719 00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:59,400 again. You mean put it in your own pocket? 720 00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:01,780 No, I don't. I mean, put it in my own safe. 721 00:49:02,220 --> 00:49:03,500 Just for a while. 722 00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:06,620 We'll see what happens. 723 00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:09,120 Sounds perfect. 724 00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:10,440 Sounds great. 725 00:49:10,780 --> 00:49:11,780 Sounds perfect. 726 00:49:13,260 --> 00:49:14,940 Perfect. Perfect. 727 00:49:17,780 --> 00:49:18,780 Perfect.